萝卜姓胡   老黑姓张   

                     春哥不姓李，改姓王     

                       要问泰山何担当

                       跟我一样同姓江！

                     猴不上树，搞机械

                      骡了脱光也姓唐

                    老二手握大铲了

                    肯德基里头做文章

                    沧州也有咱兄弟

                    话说他叫黄鼠狼

                    欠干也算小文员

                    整天没事单位逛

                    弄诶大家心发慌

                    原因一个，他太忙！

                    .........

                   还有好多，不再一一讲

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